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'This next song's about spreading risk in a volatile market by diversification.'

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

"In the event of a water landing, your seat cushions may be used as flotation devices. And, your tray tables may be used to bash sharks."

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

'I'm screwed...'

Harold M.: He's Sure Taking A Lot Of Chances!

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

Businessman sits below a chart showing falling music sales in notes.

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

'My accounts aren't insured, but it's the risk I take for higher interest rates.'

'Should I buy or sell?'

Investments: thrill-seekers welcome.

"We have a fund with a new, advanced financial strategy but it hasn't been tested on humans.''

'We want someone who's willing to take risks.'

A businessman balancing on a unicycle that has a coin as a wheel, on the line of a graph of falling financial performance.

"You definately have a musical ear"

"Was it you dad's idea to play 'taps' at our wedding?"

"This is a great investment, as long as you're not in it for the thrills and chills."