Risk Ponderer Pillows

'Why am I wearing a helmet?...Why aren't you wearing one?!'

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Your insurance just called. They don't cover 'having a bad day.'"

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

"I'll have dessert first."

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

'I say we try it.'

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

Have you seen my money?

Bizarre sequence of computer-generated random numbers

'He's always looking for an argument!'

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

"All of my friends are imaginary."

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

"Woah - random!"

'You'll be going on a long journey this Christmas.'

The End is Near.

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget."

A self-filling prophecy.

'You have to admire the way Hartley overcame his honesty and integrity to get to the top.'

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

"Caution! Now entering the margin of error."

'Dang, that reminds me...I've gotta get back and post an entry on my blog.'