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"Knees peeking out of jeans are sexy, but what would you know?"

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

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"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"Fine. It's just that it'll take me longer to walk there in my skinny jeans."

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

'I often tried wearing my pants like that, but I always ended up forming other letters.'

'Well, I love your paint-spattered jeans.'

"His legs yurn to jello when he wears Relaxed Fit jeans."

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An elephant in an aerobics class wearing horizontal-striped workout tights. Instructor says,

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

"Since when did my opinions become 'riffs'?"

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"Have you ever wondered what I'd look like in skinny jeans?"

"Do these jeans make my butt sound big?"

'Do these tight jeans make my top look big in this...?'

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"We're adding to the 'home' and 'away' shirt ranges with our new 'alternate Tuesdays in March' option!"

"It's our new pre-mid season post match after lunch strip."

"Noise? Noise?!! That was Bullet for my Valentine!"

God invents the guitar riff - "It should go...Dhrrr, Dhrr - Dhrrr! Dhirrh, Dhrr, Di - Hrr.."

"If it isn't genetic at all, but just the upshot of growing up in Jersey, will you still love me, Mona?"

"How come you never wear blue jeans, Tia Carmen? Don't you like them?"

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