Ring Side Comic Pillows

'What do we do now?'

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

'That's not a towel - that's a rag! You have to throw in a towel!'

'Awfully glad you could make it,old boy and please excuse the gloves,won't you?'

"... And in the blue corner, about to be soundly beaten... "

"I can't understand women. They're happy punching each other around a boxing ring but ask them to hit a tennis ball and they scream in agony!"

Knockout!

'I don't understand it. He's just as strong as ever.'

Tip jar at boxing match.

'...Where did you get all these piranhas?'

'He's tiring? What happened to round four 'he's ready to go!'?'

'Excuse me, I think I've been wrongly seated.'

Knock-out at the boxing match.

'Excuse me. Is this seat 27c?'

'I can't count to ten, can you?.'

Henry Cooper

'Go on, give it brain damage.'

'When that bell rings, yank that string THREE TIMES and go into him like a kamikaze pilot!'

"Listen, if you don't break when I ask you to, the next time I'll give you a thick ear."

'...And when the bell rings, come out fighting. But first, please switch your cell phones to 'vibrate.''

'The champ has absolutely no respect for his opponent's punching power.'

'It's a long way from the dressing room to the ring, isn't it?'

'Tough guy, eh? Want to step outside?'

"Have you suffered an injury at work? You could entitled to damages through a personal injury claim."

"Are we late?"

'He's clean!!'