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'The champ has absolutely no respect for his opponent's punching power.'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

Seals on Wheels

Hedgehog Mortuary.

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

"Don't worry, I never get the jokes either, but if you clap your flippers, he'll throw you a fish..."

Football merchandising - 1953.

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

Zoo Football League. Don't worry. They're formidable opponents in the early season but they'll be hibernating by the time the playoffs start.

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

'That's not a towel - that's a rag! You have to throw in a towel!'

"It's elephants who never forget. Elephant seals forget all the time."

'How many times I gotta tell you? Don't pay any attention to which camera has the red light on!'

After Hours at Sea Lion Caves, Oregon.

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."

Species: A single, distinct kind of plant or animal having certain distinguishing characteristics.