Ring Philosopher Pillows

'I think things went wrong for me in the fifth round.' 'In hindsight, was that a good time to begin meditating?'

Conscientious objection.

"Good game."

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"So, what are you reading?"

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

'He has some unresolved issues.'

Grass: We lost some good men today!

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Dept. de Philosophie

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

"Sure, Pop, I see the ball—what I don't see are incentives."

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

'We'll have a bed for you in a couple of days.'

'Looks like I might have to rethink the football idea!'

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

TSA Lines

'He has a great left hook,'

Coulda Woulda Shoulda.

"The lines are a bit slow today...so here's something to help pass the time!"

"Then you will think about it, Agnes?"

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

'Violence solves everything...'

"Julie, are you sure you haven't done this before?"

"That chocolate concha looks delicious, Carmen! There's only one special ingredient missing. An engagement ring."

"Still, I'd rather be here than at the office."