Ring Philosopher Pillows

'I think things went wrong for me in the fifth round.' 'In hindsight, was that a good time to begin meditating?'

Conscientious objection.

"Good game."

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

"So, what are you reading?"

'Or you can rent by the week...'

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

'He has some unresolved issues.'

Grass: We lost some good men today!

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

Dept. de Philosophie

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

"Sure, Pop, I see the ball—what I don't see are incentives."

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

'We'll have a bed for you in a couple of days.'

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

'Looks like I might have to rethink the football idea!'

TSA Lines

Coulda Woulda Shoulda.

'He has a great left hook,'

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

"Then you will think about it, Agnes?"

'Violence solves everything...'

"Julie, are you sure you haven't done this before?"

'For me,,, How thoughtful'

"Just fetch, don't ask why."

"Still, I'd rather be here than at the office."