Ring Psychologist Pillows

'He has some unresolved issues.'

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"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

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"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

Computer help.

"Meow."

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

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"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

'A common problem - we all give them our undivided love and devotion.'

"Actually I never loved you."

"I need a hip replacement but I believe they're looking at a dog replacement."

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

I hear you, man. Look, if you need anything, my door is always open.

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

The brain of a dog.

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"And just how long have your felt confined by this 'invisible fence'?"

"He's sending an instant message."

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

Dog to dog: 'I hate the way pointers are always blaming somebody else.'

"Smite him, my son!"