Ring Psychologist Prints

'He has some unresolved issues.'

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"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Computer help.

"Meow."

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

'A common problem - we all give them our undivided love and devotion.'

"I need a hip replacement but I believe they're looking at a dog replacement."

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

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"Actually I never loved you."

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

I hear you, man. Look, if you need anything, my door is always open.

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

The brain of a dog.

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

Dog to dog: 'I hate the way pointers are always blaming somebody else.'

"And just how long have your felt confined by this 'invisible fence'?"

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"He's sending an instant message."

"Smite him, my son!"

"We understand each other and respect each other's privacy." "That cat hates me."