Ring Warrior Prints

'...and forget your damn sensitivity training.'

'Tit for tat boxing match.'

While You Were Out Cold

A smiling woman wearing boxing gloves

'I'll be glad when this guy's large muscles cause him to tire badly during these late rounds.'

The Boxer

"Kid, you got a 'While You Were Out' message."

'I must warn you, I'm an army boxer.'

Boxer receives the last rites before his fight.

'Now's your chance. . . You always said you could beat him with your eyes closed.'

'I should have won that last fight.'

''...not while I'm at work dear...'

'Yeah, first I just wanna say: owwie ow ow, oh god this hurts... so anyways...'

A Boxer

'Such petulance!'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'Don't just say it?'

'That's it! Go for a quick knockout!'

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

'You're nothing but a street brawler!'

'Well, the toughest part of the fight is over . . . getting though the hostile crowd.'

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

'Keep on jabbing kid, with your lousy punch, it's the only chance you got!'

Can I sue him for hitting me?

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Circus

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!