Rihanna Fan T-Shirts

"Just stop and ask for directions...we are going to miss Rihanna!"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Running

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Jumping cheerleaders

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

The Raven in Flight

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

Cupid and parachutists.

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

Cat Stops Cupid

Pop orchestra plays concert for children

For Crying Out Loud I Am Not Rudolph

"Guess what the elves told me? The North Pole is made out of candy!"

Selling salt lick lollipops to reindeers.

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

'As you wish Santa. But if we allow them to share our bed only once, be prepared to put up with them every night!'

Rhino Art

Self-driving sled

"I found a portal to another world. I found peril and adventure, and the courage to survive. But, no, I didn't find the remote."

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

Social median

'Sorry Son, I might be the fastest animal on land, but I don't think I could catch the Gingerbread Man...'