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"Just stop and ask for directions...we are going to miss Rihanna!"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

That one has all the batteries!

Running

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Jumping cheerleaders

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

The Raven in Flight

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

Cupid and parachutists.

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

Call it Tough Love.

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer had used to have a very shinysun-seekingtreacherouscharitablefame-seeking mobile nose

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

Cat Stops Cupid

Rudolph wasn't the only one who used to like to play Reindeer Games.

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

Selling salt lick lollipops to reindeers.

For Crying Out Loud I Am Not Rudolph

'As you wish Santa. But if we allow them to share our bed only once, be prepared to put up with them every night!'

"Guess what the elves told me? The North Pole is made out of candy!"

Pop orchestra plays concert for children

Rhino Art

Self-driving sled

"I found a portal to another world. I found peril and adventure, and the courage to survive. But, no, I didn't find the remote."

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

Santa's Reindeer on New Year's Eve.

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