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'Well, that's just great...my big night and I get a zit!'

Self-driving sled

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Father Christmas Playing Golf.

'Energy saver.'

'Rudolf's feeling sick.'

"As a leader of Santa's sleigh, he's still having a problem navigating through all the drones."

Christmas cartoon about Santa Claus sending gifts by air freight.

From all of us.

'He's losing it - big time.'

'Wonder why they picked up Rudolph.'

"Now who's laughing all the way?

"Yes, a glass of milk and cookies for Santa is common, but when you find carrots for the reindeers, you know for sure it's a nice kid's house..."

Santa picks out a suitable light bulb for Rudolph's nose.

'Rudolph's curse in Summer...'

"Tell Santa that Rudolph's check engine light is on."

Rudolf the Red-Blooded Reindeer.

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

For Crying Out Loud I Am Not Rudolph

"Better get the anti-freeze, love!"

For a while, Rudolph ran with the wrong crowd.

Reindeer Wanted

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Slippery underfoot

"Then Santa started shipping with Amazon. That was the end of my sleigh gig!"

"Guess what the elves told me? The North Pole is made out of candy!"

"Pimple! Bozo! Oh yes, the other reindeer called me names, but we were all young and they've all apologized earnestly by now..."

Rudolph unblocking a chimney

After a well-deserved coffee break Santa continues his tour.

Xmas Labour Shortage

Replaced by Self-Driving Sleigh

Santa's Coffee Run List

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

"Rudolf! You're in no shape to guide my sleigh tonight!"