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Santa emergency stop.

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

'Dude, you leave the house once a year...what did you expect?'

Of course, then there was Lester, the brown-nosed reindeer.

Donner party.

'You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen...'

He's a phony. I asked him to name his reindeer, and he included Wolf Blitzer

"Why are we following traffic lights? Rudolph got the corona Virus."

"What? I find that I make a much better brake light."

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

"You don't seem too crazy about the downsizing idea."

Carpet Showroom has Rudolph as a samples display, using his antlers

'I'm a guy and my name is Vixen! Of course I'm going to have issues!'

"Get me a 75 watt red light bulb for Rudolph!"

'I'm Adolf the Brown Nosed reindeer. I'm Rudolf's boss.'

Red Nose Venn Diagram

Being the most famous reindeer of all has finally gone to Rudolph's head...

Santa's Second Stringers.

It happened on Christmas Eve

Dasher, Dancer, Vixen... and Stupid

With all of the drone traffic, Santa had to replace Rudolph with Randolph the radar-nosed reindeer!

That one has all the batteries!

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

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