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"I wouldn't buy that one. It has a terrible kick."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

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Bribes for Jabs

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

"Bang!"

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

The Music Critic.

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

Progress?

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

Reviewing a Scientific Paper - Etiquette for References.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

The Critic...

"You call that a suit?"

"How was the play!"

"I don't mind if something's Shakespearean, just as long as it it's not Shakespeare."

Gun Ego

"What did I think about the play? About an hour too long!"

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

"Writing that book was a real strain."