Rifle Reviewer Pillows

"I wouldn't buy that one. It has a terrible kick."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Gun laws US

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Especially modified you say..."

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

"Bang!"

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

Progress?

The Music Critic.

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

Reviewing a Scientific Paper - Etiquette for References.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

"Writing that book was a real strain."

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

"You call that a suit?"

Gun Ego

"Failure is definitely the best teacher, but I'm thinking auditing a class with Success might not hurt."

"Hon, where's the butter?"

The Critic...

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"What did I think about the play? About an hour too long!"

"I don't mind if something's Shakespearean, just as long as it it's not Shakespeare."