Riff Wizard Gifts

Tony Iommi

Profit

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

'I think I know what the problem is!'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

Eric Clapton.

New music conference

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

Money exchange

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

Wealth Juggler.

wealth investment

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

"Here's a request from someone who'd like to hear something in tune for a change. Oh, we have a comedian out there, I see."

Dept. of the Treasury

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

A souped up car...

Emma Watson

Warren Buffett

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

"She got a brand new whip for her birthday."

'Your best hedge against a down market is having lots of money.'

"This bond is so boring we gave it a Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z rating."

'Jeez! I never realized just sitting and trying not to look stupid was so exhausting.'

Pound sign in an hourglass.

'If you want to be a great success, get yourself huge wads of money.'