Riff Creator Gifts

Eric Clapton.

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

ZZZZZZZ Top

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

New music conference

"I told him he should have trained more."

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

'for more obit info, go to...'

'I told you Kimble, you weren't irreplaceable.'

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

"My self-driving car is wintering in Florida."

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

'You see Mum, I told you that if I can spin a web, I can do 3D-printing...'

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

'This training session is all about challenging assumptions. For example you see someone looking depressed, dishevelled, unkempt it's easy to jump to conclusions. But they may not be a social worker, they may be a client!'

Musician plugged into amp.

"Are you feeling okay, Dennis? Your obituary is in the paper."

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

Tony Iommi

Chicken Crime Scene.

'It's a project to develop a stamp mucilage that tastes like beef stew.. it's funded by Andy Rooney.'

Driverless tow truck.

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

My Musical Influences

Today's seminar is going to be so much fun...

From left to right: The man who discovered fire, the man who invented the wheel, and the man who became their agent.

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...