Rickshaw Driver Gifts

"How much if I pedal?"

'We had to stop for a couple of minutes. The taxi driver is filling the tank.'

Taxi service

Exploitation in tourism

'Well, he did get us to the airport on time.'

Thru versus Through Traffic

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Future garbage truck driver.

Under pressure.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Yes, That Was The Exit

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Sister Cities

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Recalculating!

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

Birthday Racing Car

'Trucker's tan?'

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

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