Riches And Ruminations Gifts

"Yes, son, we're rich. Rich enough, in fact, to be very,very unhappy."

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Money god

Daisy Diaper Service

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"In the room the women come and go. Talking of Michelangelo."

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

Time for bed

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

An epiphany is the sudden realization of essential meaning. An "explanation point"!

"Where'd you get that?"

'I know it's my third doughnut, but it's okay. I'm using the Pilates method of dunking.'

The night watchman eats ribs at the museum.

'Technology has certainly gotten smaller! Workers once were replaced by a robot, then a computer, then an app, then a flashdrive. . .'

"My third and final wish is for money and wealth—again!"

"If anyone asks, I'll be in my head."

"My psychiatrist advised me to pay taxes quarterly. That way my seething resentment is spread evenly over a year."

Twins with bag of money

"'Ere! I've been readin' about you in the paper. Winnin' £10 million's made you sad, lonely an' bitter!"

"Just like he did when he was alive the lazy sod!"

'He's so rich when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"Construction. Expect delays Jan 1 - Dec 31."

Your showers are way too long, Twig. You should try taking a shower. Unlike you, I refrain from wasting our precious supply of clean water. Oh? Sniff. Clean air is important too, you know.

'This is confidential, Mom. Do you mind?'

'OK, I'm ready. Make me rich.' 'Make me laugh.'

'She was 'sorry she spoke'.'

"Finish your breakfast, honey, and then we'll go drop Daddy off at jail."

"I do have an embarrassment of riches. Oddly, however, I'm not at all embarrassed by it."

"Never be ashamed of our wealth, Timmy. Daddy lived a long time to inherit it."

"How are people at my reunion going to recognize me? I look in the mirror and even I don't recognize me."

'I'm not sure what I'm worth. After the first $700 million, it all got kind of conceptual.'

"I was thinking of giving you a raise, Caldron. But, then I decided I think too much."