Rice Cake Detractor T-Shirts

"By the way...those rice cakes you bought were horrible! Tasted like styrofoam."

"Guess who brought king cake!"

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

"You know I hate birthdays!"

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

Turkey going away for Christmas.

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

Friday: Permanent Vacation

Bacon Makes Everything Better/Raisins Make Everything Worse

'Good news - the price of rice is up seven cents a pound.'

'I believe in living life to the fullest.'

"I want out!"

"You wanna piece o' me? Huh? HUH?!"

Eggnog recipes

'I hear they're getting five bucks for a box of Rice Krispies.'

"Speaking from experience, if I were you, I'd check that cake for a hidden pill."

"Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake."

"You really like my arroz con pollo, huh?"

'Forget the flat screen, Phil. I just found a sack of Basmati rice!'

'I needed a lot more house than my husband did.'

"Don't pretend that you've not eaten the cake, Gerald! I can see it in your coelenteron!"

'Prepare to have chowder kick your Tuscan butt.'

"Hold it, I wonder if I might try the Warfarin again?"

'We're throwing out the old rules.'

The Originator of the office birthday party...

Vanilla ice cream topped with heavy sarcasm.

'Why, these crabcakes are ninety percent filling. I do believe they've lost a customer.'

Cuba imports rice