Rhythm Critic Pillows

'Face it, man! Your nephew has no sense of rhythm!'

Marimba

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

No Elgar!

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

Music producers.

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

The Drummer

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

The Little Drummer Boy.

A dancing man wearing a red-striped top

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

The Music Critic.

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

Philip Larkin

"You play that song once more and I'll break both your hands!"

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

A singer being criticised

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

'I hate these purists who play Bach without any pedal'

"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.