Rhyme Wizard Pillows

What rhymes with man throwing spear?

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

How a poet works

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

Poetry repairman

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

I'm a songbird. He's my lyricist.

Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

Wordplay: Lemonade - Save the Lemon.

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

"Permission to speak in rhyming couplets, sir!"

Forrest Gander

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

Let's see what's around the poetry corner. You mean, we should take a turn for the verse.

'I really need to become a great poet while I still have time before I graduate.'

Alexander Pope.

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

Debug

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

"...rhyme...rhyme...rhyme..."

'Nana nana, Bo Fana, Banana Fana, Fo Fana Fee Fy Banana.'

The Ballad of the Lavender Dot

"Hop? Jig? Dance? You're a dancer? Sounds like? Prancer? Cancer? Cancer! I got cancer!"

"Gus... you'll have to learn another chord."

Bad Rhymes

'Poet Laureate' door 'Gone to lunch-back twixt 2 &3'