Rhyme Wizard Prints

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

How a poet works

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

Poetry repairman

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.

Wordplay: Lemonade - Save the Lemon.

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

"Permission to speak in rhyming couplets, sir!"

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

Forrest Gander

'I really need to become a great poet while I still have time before I graduate.'

Alexander Pope.

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

Debug

"...rhyme...rhyme...rhyme..."

"Hop? Jig? Dance? You're a dancer? Sounds like? Prancer? Cancer? Cancer! I got cancer!"

"Gus... you'll have to learn another chord."

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

'Poet Laureate' door 'Gone to lunch-back twixt 2 &3'

Bad Rhymes