Rhyme Warrior Pillows

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

Ban on Free Speech

Soldier armed with a pen.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

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The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

Decapitated coffee.

How a poet works

Valentine Vaccines

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

Shakespeare in the clink

'Coleridge'

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."