Revolving Door Jokester Pillows

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'McWit, that's not what's meant by carbo loading.'

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

Doctor about spinning plates on patient: 'I'm concerned about his platelets.'

"What?"

'No-one else would brag about being on Rogue Traders.'

"How many days have we been like this?"

"Bobby, you may have worked for a circus but that's not an excuse for playing with your food!"

You know, I'll always think of the song that's on the Juke box right now as

'No I'm going to do this one standing.

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"I'm beginning to think getting central heating was a mistake."

'Murder my spouse? Oh, that's nothing but an old wives' tale.'

'There I was, balanced on the wire, juggling balls like crazy when this yo-yo in the crowd hits me in the eye with a peanut.'

'...that isn't clever and it isn't funny!'

'You didn't really think you'd get away with this, did you?'

'Finally, some help around the house!'

The fairy godmother made a coach for Cinderella out of a pumpkin! Bill. That's nothing. Some guys made a car for me out of a lemon!

"I drink to forget."

Lockdown Challenge: Circle them as you go

Bibles r us.

'The men are wondering...If we knock up four power stations this week, can we have next week off...?'

"Me? - Oh, I've been self-isolating all my life. . .!"

Prehistoric school bus stop.

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'When I think of all the homework my dog ate, I can hardly believe that I'm sitting at this desk.'

"Lego is the only thing keeping this household together."

What happens if you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

"Rad's shot. Looks like a drive-by."

'I'm just studying for my eye exam.'

What's the car doing there? That's God come to drive them from the garden.

'All you need is a pencil, a cuddly toy and a blowtorch, and you're ready to begin.'

'I like 'gleaning' better than 'reaping'.'