Revolving Door Jokester Pillows

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'McWit, that's not what's meant by carbo loading.'

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

Doctor about spinning plates on patient: 'I'm concerned about his platelets.'

"What?"

"How many days have we been like this?"

'No-one else would brag about being on Rogue Traders.'

"Bobby, you may have worked for a circus but that's not an excuse for playing with your food!"

'No I'm going to do this one standing.

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'Murder my spouse? Oh, that's nothing but an old wives' tale.'

'There I was, balanced on the wire, juggling balls like crazy when this yo-yo in the crowd hits me in the eye with a peanut.'

"I'm beginning to think getting central heating was a mistake."

"I drink to forget."

'...that isn't clever and it isn't funny!'

'Finally, some help around the house!'

Lockdown Challenge: Circle them as you go

'When I think of all the homework my dog ate, I can hardly believe that I'm sitting at this desk.'

'The men are wondering...If we knock up four power stations this week, can we have next week off...?'

Covid Shave

"Me? - Oh, I've been self-isolating all my life. . .!"

Bibles r us.

"Lego is the only thing keeping this household together."

What happens if you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

"Rad's shot. Looks like a drive-by."

'I'm just studying for my eye exam.'

What's the car doing there? That's God come to drive them from the garden.

'All you need is a pencil, a cuddly toy and a blowtorch, and you're ready to begin.'

"An open plan house, has it's down side."