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"Do you sell backup cameras?"

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Nice park. . .

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

'That explains why I have so much trouble parallel parking.'

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Valet parking.

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

'OK, I'll admit it. You're a genius at parallel parking.'

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"The job is very stressful. You'll be expected to think fast, talk loud, and parallel park in heavy traffic."

"The only planet within a radius of 8975 light years . . . you're simply unable to back into a parking space!"

"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."

All Day Parking $1. Leave keys. It may be necessary to move your car to a more convenient spot.

Parking in front of a puzzle and games company.

What's the idea taking up my parking space?

'I think I need glasses, I've just given my own car a ticket.'

'We'll be a few minutes late. Ed got a primo parking space and he needs a little gloat time.'

Traffic warden using magnifying glass to see if a car is parked on yellow lines.

Now with ten extra minutes...Free

'I'll say this for it - It keeps him out of the house.'

'You're in luck. We just got an opening.'

"Is that your smoke alarm beeping?"

"'Scuse me, you getting out?"

"Let me call you back. They're toeing my car."

We all make mistakes but you made a whopper - you took my parking space.