Reverse Parking Master Mugs

"Do you sell backup cameras?"

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Nice park. . .

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

'That explains why I have so much trouble parallel parking.'

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Valet parking.

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

'OK, I'll admit it. You're a genius at parallel parking.'

Parking

"The only planet within a radius of 8975 light years . . . you're simply unable to back into a parking space!"

"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."

"The job is very stressful. You'll be expected to think fast, talk loud, and parallel park in heavy traffic."

Parking.

All Day Parking $1. Leave keys. It may be necessary to move your car to a more convenient spot.

Parking in front of a puzzle and games company.

What's the idea taking up my parking space?

'I think I need glasses, I've just given my own car a ticket.'

Traffic warden using magnifying glass to see if a car is parked on yellow lines.

'We'll be a few minutes late. Ed got a primo parking space and he needs a little gloat time.'

"Let me call you back. They're toeing my car."

"Is that your smoke alarm beeping?"

'You're in luck. We just got an opening.'

We all make mistakes but you made a whopper - you took my parking space.

"'Scuse me, you getting out?"

'I'll say this for it - It keeps him out of the house.'

Now with ten extra minutes...Free

Police escort for a pizza delivery vehicle