Reunions Gifts

"Darth? Darth Vader?"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"He's wearing a life jacket just in case this brings back a flood of memories."

'Remember when you wrote, 'Let's keep in touch' in my yearbook? Well here I am.'

'Whoa! We sure blew that prediction!'

Class reunion of money and talent.

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

'Alice, you ... you haven't changed a bit!"

'Pre Reunion Jitters' 'I've added a few minutes to that hour glass figure I had in high school.'

"I liked you better as a distant memory."

'Over the years, class reunions have helped me lose more weight than any diet program.'

"Talk about depressing...I went to my school reunion and even the elephants didn't remember me."

'Classless Reunion'

"It's amazing. Nobody's changed."

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

U.S. Astronauts Reunion - 'Looks as if we're the first ones here.'

'Remember when we used to call them Wallflowers? The new term is Mingleberries.'

'Well, that's it. The class of '64 has gained a total of 4,853 pounds.'

I Thought He Was Dead

"How are people at my reunion going to recognize me? I look in the mirror and even I don't recognize me."

"Yeh, we met at University too, I was a Porter and Sharon was a cleaner."

School Reunion Faux Pas.

Bullies reunited: "No, I didn't have very happy schooldays."

'Come on, man. What would our high school reunion be without Mr. Cool?'

'Hey Frank! It's me Bill! How've you been?'

'You've been apart for years...'

'I see you're still copying from other people's papers, Billy.'

'Yeahh...I remember you...You're that...one guy.'

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

School reunion

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

Class of 1985 Reunion in 2020

'I hate these school reunions.'

'Don't you just love these Frenzy-reunited!'