Reunions Gifts

"Darth? Darth Vader?"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"He's wearing a life jacket just in case this brings back a flood of memories."

'Remember when you wrote, 'Let's keep in touch' in my yearbook? Well here I am.'

'Whoa! We sure blew that prediction!'

Class reunion of money and talent.

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

'Debbie?! Debbie Hollingsworth? Winslow High Prom Queen of 1972?...'

'Pre Reunion Jitters' 'I've added a few minutes to that hour glass figure I had in high school.'

'Alice, you ... you haven't changed a bit!"

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"It's amazing. Nobody's changed."

"Talk about depressing...I went to my school reunion and even the elephants didn't remember me."

"I liked you better as a distant memory."

'Classless Reunion'

'Over the years, class reunions have helped me lose more weight than any diet program.'

School reunion

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

Class Reunion. Remember when we all used to be the same age?

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

'Well, that's it. The class of '64 has gained a total of 4,853 pounds.'

'Yeahh...I remember you...You're that...one guy.'

I Thought He Was Dead

"How are people at my reunion going to recognize me? I look in the mirror and even I don't recognize me."

"Yeh, we met at University too, I was a Porter and Sharon was a cleaner."

'Are you sure this is the Class of 84 Havard Re-union?'

School Reunion Faux Pas.

Bullies reunited: "No, I didn't have very happy schooldays."

'Come on, man. What would our high school reunion be without Mr. Cool?'

'Hey Frank! It's me Bill! How've you been?'

'You've been apart for years...'

'I see you're still copying from other people's papers, Billy.'

U.S. Astronauts Reunion - 'Looks as if we're the first ones here.'

'Remember when we used to call them Wallflowers? The new term is Mingleberries.'