Returning A Faulty Item Gifts

'Well, it didn't work when my son tried to shoot it.'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Jack of all trades

Tool Box

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

A DIY disaster.

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

Ernie likes to fix things around the house. Just today he's fixed two sandwiches, three sundaes, and some microwave brownies.

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

The world's most unemployable family

'Workmate' bench helping DIY man "Left a bit"

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

Lazy plumber.

Bob’s Museum

Computer operator welding machine.

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

Bicycle Sidecar.

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

"Never marry an engineer."

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."