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'Well, it didn't work when my son tried to shoot it.'

Jack of all trades

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

Tool Box

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

A DIY disaster.

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'Workmate' bench helping DIY man "Left a bit"

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

The world's most unemployable family

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

Lazy plumber.

Bob’s Museum

Computer operator welding machine.

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

Bicycle Sidecar.

"Never marry an engineer."

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

'When last did you have your oil changed?'