Return Specialist Pillows

"What's in it for me?"

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

Good Luck!

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Medical Examinations.

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

"Oh, stop hyperventilating! You went on vacation to relax, remember?"

"I've brought companies back from the brink of disaster before Phil, but to bring one back from the dead? I'm still patting myself on the back over that one!"

Bowling ball head.

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

Fishing for Litter

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

Proctologists' Office Party Games

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

'The bad news is you have a disease that only a highly-paid specialist can pronounce.'

Magnet at scrapyard

"Not to quibble, Helen, but if you look up 'Pathetic Loser' in the dictionary I don't believe anyone's picture is there."

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

Trust Your Doctor

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

"How much of this stuff can I eat before it can no longer be returned?"

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

You are now leaving Echo Valley - please call again!

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

Here's your problem. You have an iPod.

The company relocated - didn't they tell you?

Niche Marketing

Earth day - spring clean.

"I can refer you either to Dr. Basinkski, a noted specialist, Dr. Hodge-Cabot, who is a pioneer in the field, or Charlie, a generic doctor who also does a very nice job."

"Actually, when I wangled a transfer to the Los Angeles office, I expected palm trees and ocean."