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"What's in it for me?"

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

Good Luck!

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Medical Examinations.

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

"Oh, stop hyperventilating! You went on vacation to relax, remember?"

"I've brought companies back from the brink of disaster before Phil, but to bring one back from the dead? I'm still patting myself on the back over that one!"

Bowling ball head.

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

Fishing for Litter

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

Proctologists' Office Party Games

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

'The bad news is you have a disease that only a highly-paid specialist can pronounce.'

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

"Not to quibble, Helen, but if you look up 'Pathetic Loser' in the dictionary I don't believe anyone's picture is there."

You are now leaving Echo Valley - please call again!

"How much of this stuff can I eat before it can no longer be returned?"

Trust Your Doctor

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

Magnet at scrapyard

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

The company relocated - didn't they tell you?

Niche Marketing

Earth day - spring clean.

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

"I can refer you either to Dr. Basinkski, a noted specialist, Dr. Hodge-Cabot, who is a pioneer in the field, or Charlie, a generic doctor who also does a very nice job."

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