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"She's about to get him on the rebound."

Gary turns 40.

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

"Thankfully, this year, the results can be attributed to something other than our own gross incompetence."

A boy and his spin patrol.

Second aid

"I've brought companies back from the brink of disaster before Phil, but to bring one back from the dead? I'm still patting myself on the back over that one!"

'Look, several prisoners in my client's facility have reported finding God in their cells! Yet you claim you've never broken in one time?'

Runner's High, Runner's Low

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

"Not to quibble, Helen, but if you look up 'Pathetic Loser' in the dictionary I don't believe anyone's picture is there."

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

Wal Max - Complaints Department

'Mother sent me back to school the minute I was feeling better.'

"Now just hold on...I've pre-recorded some snappy comebacks since I never remember them during these meetings."

Addiction Research Centre.

Still working from Hell

'You know, this work is misery, but I really like the people I work with.'

'What a lovely card.' 'Yes, and it's made from recycled paper. Which is apprpriate considering you're on the rebound.'

A Over Crowded Office.

"An own-goal and a rebound penalty, huh!"

Too small to play forward. Too slow to play guard.

Man driving a single wheel

Expert and Ex-Pert

'What a day! Give me a Scotch and bromo!'

"As far as I'm concerned, it just takes my kind."

"What's in it for me?"

"It's a new service from Amazon. It sends you something every day and if you don't like it you just send it back."

"You also acquired some nasty insect bites...try not to scratch them."

"Under self-isolation rules, you can make a start on reading your impressive range of pretentious books, can't you?"

"I wouldn't buy that one. It has a terrible kick."