Retrospective Ponderer Gifts

'I wonder what I'll do with my life?...I don't know what I'm doing with my life...I can't remember what I did with my life.'

Historical memory is on life support.

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"May I offer a very different scenario?"

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

'Much to his disappointment, Thag's coffee percolator was an invention ahead of its time.

'It was fun to make bujt don't see any possible use for it in the future.'

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"1971... 2015..."

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

'Please don't be hurt, Dad, but I've decided to go into gathering instead of hunting.'

The Land Before Mimes.

RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...

"Oooh... bacon!"