Retro Text Style Aficionado T-Shirts

"Oh, vowels are so 2019!"

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Jarvis Cocker

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek

1930's Lady.

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

Elton John

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

The Fab Four

IMHOtep

Grandfather Clock

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

Austin Powers

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

Geri Halliwell.

Social Struggles

Marilyn Ghost

Robin Hood Flies.

Marilyn Monroe

Will Curl Lip For Food

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

'Ha! Look at my stupid dad in his stupid drainpipe jeans!'

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

Uncle Sam Fashion

"He never lets you forget that he had a cameo in the Old Testament."