Retro Text Style Aficionado T-Shirts

"Oh, vowels are so 2019!"

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

1930's Lady.

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

IMHOtep

Grandfather Clock

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

Austin Powers

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

Social Struggles

Robin Hood Flies.

Marilyn Ghost

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

Will Curl Lip For Food

Uncle Sam Fashion

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."