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"OMG, here comes my old lover."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

She - Interpreter - He.

Fossil record player.

Sulk Shows

Colonial Larrysburg.

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

Kid tries to lasso a cat

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

"While he was in Paris, Warren knew Picasso, Miró, Hemingway, Stravinsky, Cocteau, and Fitzgerald. Nothing ever came of it."

Groovy Baby

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

'OK...now what?'

"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."