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'OK...now what?'

"So, Beatriz...how are things with you and your boyfriend?"

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

She - Interpreter - He.

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

Sulk Shows

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Counselor. It's annoying that he always has to have the second-to-last word

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

Attack of the 65 - Inch Woman

'Did you want me, boss?'

'It's always about you isn't it, George? Wouldn't you like to hear about the terrible day I've had for a change?'

'Whenever he feels under attack, he calls for backup.'

"My seven-year-old is a prince, but my forty-seven-year-old is a pain in the ass."

Diplomacy

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

'I told you he had a temper.'

"You always insist on having the last word!" "Sorry!"

"He's fluent in 24 computer languages and never says a bloody word to me."

"Of course I'm sorry for whatever it is I'm supposed to have done."

"This'll test you - she just scraped your car while parking."

"You mean you're just going to throw 274 mortgage payments out the window?"

"You knew I was straight when you married me."