Romance Wrangler Prints

'OK...now what?'

"So, Beatriz...how are things with you and your boyfriend?"

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

She - Interpreter - He.

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

Sulk Shows

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

Attack of the 65 - Inch Woman

'Did you want me, boss?'

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

"My seven-year-old is a prince, but my forty-seven-year-old is a pain in the ass."

'It's always about you isn't it, George? Wouldn't you like to hear about the terrible day I've had for a change?'

Diplomacy

'I told you he had a temper.'

'Whenever he feels under attack, he calls for backup.'

"He's fluent in 24 computer languages and never says a bloody word to me."

"You always insist on having the last word!" "Sorry!"

"Of course I'm sorry for whatever it is I'm supposed to have done."

"This'll test you - she just scraped your car while parking."

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"It's time to bring in the wax begonias and your mother."

"One more word from you and I am leaving home."

"You knew I was straight when you married me."