Retro Romance Wrangler Prints

"OMG, here comes my old lover."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

She - Interpreter - He.

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

Fossil record player.

Sulk Shows

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

Colonial Larrysburg.

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."

Counselor. It's annoying that he always has to have the second-to-last word

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

Kid tries to lasso a cat

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

"While he was in Paris, Warren knew Picasso, Miró, Hemingway, Stravinsky, Cocteau, and Fitzgerald. Nothing ever came of it."

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

Groovy Baby

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

Young Elvis

'OK...now what?'

"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."