Retro Queen Gifts

Kitsch Bitch.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

The Missing Sock Returns

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Colour TV

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

Fossil record player.

Fun (circa 1955)

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Colonial Larrysburg.

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

1930's Lady.

The Old Time Television Channel

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Groovy Baby

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

Alien attack in the 1950s

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

Young Elvis

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."