Retro Myth Fan Gifts

"Oh--you're right. I see mine now. Sorry about that!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Before the Internet

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Old rocker.

'Hey...remember T.V.?

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Do you do much walking?"

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

Drive in movies.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Commuters waiting at UFO stop.

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

Going Down?

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'