Retro-lovers Club T-Shirts

"I do miss the crystal ball."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

Fossil record player.

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Fun (circa 1955)

Colonial Larrysburg.

1930's Lady.

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

Groovy Baby

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

Young Elvis

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

Fossil bands

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

King with the boom box.

Old Book Smell

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

Gramaphone Man.

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'