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'Morgan and I are getting back to basics.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

Fossil record player.

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

1930's Lady.

Colonial Larrysburg.

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

Groovy Baby

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

Young Elvis

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

Old Book Smell

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

Robin Hood Flies.

"The record player is skipping again."