Retro Lab Lover T-Shirts

'Dad just loves your cooking, darling. It reminds him of the lab before they computerized everything.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"What old school? This is my life."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

The original paperless office

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

'Simply put.'

Fossil record player.

"I'm going to get you fired."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

Colonial Larrysburg.

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'