
'Dad just loves your cooking, darling. It reminds him of the lab before they computerized everything.'
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'Dad just loves your cooking, darling. It reminds him of the lab before they computerized everything.'
"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."
'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'
Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.
"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"
'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'
'Big audio gear is coming back!'
'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'
"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."
"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."
"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'
''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'
'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'
'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'
A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.
'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'
"What old school? This is my life."
The original paperless office
Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well
"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."
'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'
"It started with a simple case of peer-review."
'Simply put.'
"I'm going to get you fired."
Fossil record player.
Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference
'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'
'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'
"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."
"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"
Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes
"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"
"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."
"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."
Colonial Larrysburg.
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