Retro Humorists Pillows

"Remember the good old days when they ran away from home?"

'Hey, you're the one who said he was too old to order off the kids' menu.'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

'I hunt and I gather. I invented multitasking.'

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

"Don't make me turn this covered wagon around!"

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

"My, it feels good to sit down."

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

'Ever think it's a whole new world for us old guys?'

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

Trump to Build Wall

Gunswinger

"Hatless" Bill Johnson

'See? I've got a rock AND a stick! -- I've invented MULTITASKING!'

We are downsizing due to the merger of our hunting and gathering divisions.

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

"You remind me of myself - you know - a while ago."

"Roots, figs, water, mammoth meat, and... um... Ugh! Me never remember shopping list!"

"Hurry up with that cork!"

"Hi Honey, I'm Holmes"

"Don't you ever miss the hustle and bustle of the old tar pits?"

"Cap'n crunches"