Retro Audiophile Gifts

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

Diner.

The Missing Sock Returns

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

At the rock concert...

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Early Colour TV

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Fun (circa 1955)

Computer Class.

'It's an antique!'

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

Edison invents the personal stereo

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

Boombox

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

1950's.

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'