Retro Aficionado Gifts

"The Vesparados"

Different interpretations of the same Rorschach test at different times.

'Is this A.M. or P.M.?'

'I wonder if he knows he has his hat on backwards?'

An old mod has customised his mobility scooter.

"I shot them on an LSD trip back in the sixties."

"We didn't need virual reality when I was young, we had real reality!"

'Life is easy for you kids these days! When I was a boy...'

Disco Dog, Karaoke Cat.

"I wish I could just focus on the future and quit revisiting the past."

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"Hey, I don't see Harry Truman's name on the ballot!"

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

'Gads! This is embarrassing!'

Norman wondered why business was slow, until a friend told him of his famous namesake.

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"dig,dig,dig man all the whole day through." - Unbeknownst to many there was an eighth dwarf...Hippy

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

New technologies.

"It's a shame you missed the eighties."

"Look! He just told those ladies not to squeeze the toilet paper and yet he's doing the same thing!"

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'

"Oh, it's just for show. If you want to know the time, I'll have to look at my phone."

Time Travelers from the 21st Century.

"I'm getting teased 'cause you guys still use cash."

'Easter egg design went from the traditional to the psychedelic design around the time the Easter Bunny began growing and smoking his own Easter basket grass.'

"Harry misses his cell phone!"

Vintage Shop: Used puppets for sale - no strings attached.

"Uh oh."

"I love how there are still these little pockets of the eighties."

"We'd love to, but we had too much wine and cheese in the eighties."

'Has this coffee been here long?' (Time scale shows dinosaur, neanderthal and knight all looking at it)

"It's called 'cash' - it's retro."

Portable Pedestrian Crossings

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."