Retro Aficionado Gifts

"The Vesparados"

Different interpretations of the same Rorschach test at different times.

'Is this A.M. or P.M.?'

'I wonder if he knows he has his hat on backwards?'

"We didn't need virual reality when I was young, we had real reality!"

"I shot them on an LSD trip back in the sixties."

"Hey, I don't see Harry Truman's name on the ballot!"

"I wish I could just focus on the future and quit revisiting the past."

'Gads! This is embarrassing!'

Old hippie gives peace sign.

Norman wondered why business was slow, until a friend told him of his famous namesake.

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

"It's a shame you missed the eighties."

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'

"Look! He just told those ladies not to squeeze the toilet paper and yet he's doing the same thing!"

"I'm getting teased 'cause you guys still use cash."

"Harry misses his cell phone!"

Time Travelers from the 21st Century.

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"dig,dig,dig man all the whole day through." - Unbeknownst to many there was an eighth dwarf...Hippy

New technologies.

Vintage Shop: Used puppets for sale - no strings attached.

"Oh, it's just for show. If you want to know the time, I'll have to look at my phone."

Rodney Dangerfield - Spot the Difference

"We'd love to, but we had too much wine and cheese in the eighties."

"I love how there are still these little pockets of the eighties."

road sign: "Gilkers Corners Population 926

'12:01 A.M., January 1, 2000'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"In my day we didn’t have video games — we had cigarettes!"

The disco suit: Epilogue.

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

Psychedelic. Psortadelic.

"It's vintage."