Retro Adventure Seekers Gifts

"I don't understand it; when I was his age I was out all day abducting..."

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

Wind Tunnel of Love.

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

Climbing with the baby

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

'I'd kill for concrete.'

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

'I hope this surprise view is worth the climb!'

1930's bather.

The Bonvoy Age...

Floating Dragon

Lady visiting the 1862 International Exhibition fands that the omnibuses ruin her crinolines

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'

"Oh great!...He;s a fitness guru!!"

'That's Watson, away on the stroke of five as usual.'

"When your father was your age, he saw a tiny spider in that cave and made a wee-wee in his pants."