Retro Adventure Seekers Gifts

"I don't understand it; when I was his age I was out all day abducting..."

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

Wind Tunnel of Love.

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

Climbing with the baby

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

'I'd kill for concrete.'

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

'I hope this surprise view is worth the climb!'

Floating Dragon

1930's bather.

"Don't let the Leave It To Beaver lunchbox fool you...that new manager is TOUGH!"

Lady visiting the 1862 International Exhibition fands that the omnibuses ruin her crinolines

The Bonvoy Age...

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'

"The 'Age of the Computer'? We get a pencil on a piece of string!"

"When your father was your age, he saw a tiny spider in that cave and made a wee-wee in his pants."

'That's Watson, away on the stroke of five as usual.'