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"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'Echo Tourism'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Snooker Golf.

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

Romantic Tree Carving

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

A man sitting in the grass reading

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

"Relax, he could just be looking for fun."

"I think he just ashed on me."

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

Flower sniffer

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

"Yes, mother, I'm recharging."

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

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Angel in the Departure Lounge

Big RV Camping

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

"What … have … you … done?"